The following post is a guest blog by Sid Spurious.
10. They are experts on the caliber of the sound system at Peek, Native, Gilt, Tier, Space Bar, and Sandwich Bar.
9. They know half the people in Orlando.
8. All of their profile pics are event flyers.
7. They are not capable of having a serious discussion about music with anyone who is not an Underground DJ.
6. They remind you about their disdain for pop music at least once a week. But at least once a month, they have a serious discussion on how to rank footwear.
5. They don’t hit on girls… at the club.
4. They decide if they like the music in 5 seconds.
3. They make an angry face whenever they hear electronic folk music.
2. They dance like they have a moderate urge to use the bathroom. (the shuffle)
1. They always get in free.